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# It's only logical in its absurdity.
- URL: https://absurdia.xyz/obligatory-welcome/
- Published: 2026-08-03T19:40:43.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-28T15:28:18.000Z
- Description: Welcome to Absurdia.xyz, a new site from Mack Simpson that no one asked for or needed. You're welcome.
- Author: Mack Simpson
- Tags: Welcome

Welcome to Absurdia.xyz, a new site from [Mack Simpson](https://absurdia.xyz/about/) that no one asked for or needed. Except maybe me. Which is an absurd thought, even as I write it.  
  
Because I don't need anything (except for maybe this ashtray, and that lamp...), or that's what I tell myself in *strongly worded letters* during the more absurd moments of life. Moments which, you might have noticed and are honest with yourself, are *legion*.

And that might be a problem, or it might not. Some absurdity you have to live with. Some of it is even, dare I say, *fun*. Perspective, I suppose. Maybe stupidity. Both?  
  
But I know if I don't get those moments out there, expose and reveal them, they will only become even *more* absurd— growing, spinning, mutating, becoming stronger and devouring... consuming all until they *take over* and become *a place you* *live 24/7*— and we can't have that.  
  
No sir. Not on my watch.  
  
So please [subscribe](#/portal/) if you'd like to stay up to date on my vigilance (and to receive emails when new content is published).  
  
It's as absurd as it sounds, but there you have it.

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